May 2013
66 posts
10 Reasons why Benedict Cumberbatch is the best...
touchingisnottheonlywaytofeel:
1. He dances like this.
2. The fact that he wants children more than anything in the world.
3. He is like one of the best actors ever.
4. He looks amazing in a suit. (seriously, its porn).
5. His Lips.
6. He doesn’t mind getting naked for work.
7. His Eyes.
8. He makes friends with the best people in...
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
Idk, I feel like dogs only understand the word “no” when they aren’t humping your leg…
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
kurosaki224:
animefrank:
so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
heathyr:
rugaru:
you’re squatting in purgatory
there’s no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
dean winchester
well shit i didn’t even see that
ART HELP:
shadow-pony:
corporalbutts:
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
I wanna see...
When I can't wait for my best friend to visit
whatshouldwecallme:
mira-of-sassgard:
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you...
“The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.”
– Jim Rohn (via ambling)
operameister:
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
agentgreenfishy:
poselikeateam:
fuck-i-just:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
tastefuliguess:
congragulation:
the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”
it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”
SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE A WHISK AND A PLUNGER
Reblog for Satan, ignore for Jesus.
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:
kilisbeard:
always reblog for Satan
at-boundary-conditions:
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
